Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38
Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again
Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?
Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?
by billieilish April 26, 2020
Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.
by Covido January 06, 2021
by Texasbluebonnet July 20, 2020
Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
by a_fool March 27, 2020
When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.
by Covido January 10, 2021
Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.
Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.
by Covido December 01, 2020
I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.
by MrMathAllOfYous August 11, 2020