the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.
hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.
by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021
Get the jazz daddymug. To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021
Get the Old Jazzmug. Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.
by Moosebrow November 1, 2018
Get the Anal Jazzmug. A mysterious man who approaches you while you're playing jazz, sneakily records your solo and transcribes it to steal all your precious and beautiful licks.
by MilesDavis69420 July 10, 2021
Get the Jazz spymug. A Female Who Is Loving And Caring To Her Spouse But Don’t Take Shit From No One But She Can Be A Little Childish Or Spoiled And A Little Aggressive She Is Very Self-Centered And Doesn’t Allow Anyone To Dictate Her From Who She Is She Can Be A Lowkey Freak At Times So Watch Out For Her
by Moni123 March 31, 2019
Get the Jazz-Maynemug. (while having intercourse)
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."
by Ace Quarterman June 13, 2018
Get the Hot Jazzmug. Professional mistake. Well known failed abortion child. Probably dead by now but keep they’re legacy through they’re social media. @jazzatthedisco -sc @axiom.of.jazz -insta. They have a good taste in music and long hair. From wales, land of sheep.
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
Get the Jazz Owenmug.