instagram

most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.

ugh instagram deleted my account againt, she really wants to bring me down huh? what a flop

by kalo_kurva (stan loona) November 24, 2021

instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.

instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.

by why are russian girls so cute September 18, 2025

Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.

Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Instagram life

When someone is copying the life of an Instagram influencer

Yo bro wanna hit the juul?
Hell yeah bro that's that Instagram life

by Big Ox August 6, 2019