small town

A little community of hopeless squalor mythologized Norman Rockwell-style as "friendly!" (translation: nosey) and "a great place to raise kids!" (translation: drive by shootings are written up as accidental discharges of a firearm in the local paper). Pits of desperate poverty, despair, racism, dysfunction, ignorance, sleaze and drunken failure.
I saw a "re-nig' sticker on truck at the Oak Bar in Seguin...typical small town.

I'm from a small town - I knew girls in high school who were "pregnant" for three years.

Many small town people possess a flattened DNA helix.
by Anna Mae Bollocks October 29, 2012
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small town

Seguin Texas. Seguin is a small town that is overlooked by near large towns like San Antonio or Houston. The term 'Small Town' is a name that was given to Seguin within recent years due to how Seguin's growth is laughable compared to San Antonio's growth rate, and how many Segiun citizens have a thirst to be someone in life but it is fairly difficult at Seguin.

Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of San Antonio. The way San Antonio is growing is outstanding and while Seguin's growth rate is decent it is nothing compared to San Antonio's. Which makes Seguin live in San Antonio's shadow.
While Small Town gets a new restaurant San Antonio gets another mini mall.

If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
by Mr. Selfdestruct March 30, 2008
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Get Small

to leave or walk/drive away; refers to the appearance of one diminishing in stature when walking away from an observer, or appearing to "get smaller"
I'm about to get small and go to my friend's house.
by Esteban F. January 14, 2008
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Small Text

Text Message Conversation:
A: "Sup?"
B: "Not much"
A: "Cool"
B: "...is there a point to this conversation?"
A: "Nope, just making small text."
by KBrass June 06, 2013
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A small serpent

Someone who is not trustworthy,
Not very smart,
And trash at everything they do.
"I was playing R6 and a small serpent fused the hostage."

"I was trying to play Xbox but that small serpent wouldn't stop face timing me"
by OfficialFerb November 10, 2017
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Small Dick

When your dick is below average in size.
by MyPPIs3InchesLong February 10, 2021
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Small Peenar

YOU HAVE A SMALL PEENAR.
by solo yolo February 12, 2018
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