Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.

"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."

by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.

"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"

by AD12345 January 24, 2009

bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.

"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"

by x August 24, 2004

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 28, 2007

Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015