impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

Imports Suck ASS

People who think imports suck ass are among the smartest people in the world.

Id rather own a Camaro then any other import in the world, cuz imports suck ass.

by Americans are best November 6, 2003

Impossible

Flappy Bird.

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!

by Plubbles the T-Rex February 3, 2014

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

Imports Suck ASS

All Honda S2000s look like shit, and don't even deserve to drive on American made roads. Get that import shit out of here.

Your Honda S2000 looks, sounds, and drives like a piece of shit floatin' down the river.

by importsblow April 3, 2003

sussy imposter

Meaning came from the game Among Us.
Sussy means sus which is the word for suspicious. And inside the game there is the character imposter.

- Who should we vote out?
- We should vote out -Xperson- because he is a sussy imposter.

by doritos_are_sus July 29, 2021

impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

by UpQuark October 3, 2013