Mishap Husband

A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.

Neil soon turned into Ananya’s “MISHAP HUSBAND”

by biyatch November 30, 2021

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Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 23, 2016

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a woman man she married forever. a woman groom.

i love my husband so much in every way , because he makes my life better in every area of my life, and every way of my life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

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Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 27, 2022

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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

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