Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

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Husband material

Jaden

The most amazing thoughtful and compassionate man you will ever meet. He is always there to pick you up when you are down. To have someone made of such fine husband material you must be truly blessed as his presence will improve your life dramatically. And, he is hands down the world sexiest man alive. Jaden is a perfect example of husband material( a man whom everyone desires in marriage).

by Juicy_Peaches23 May 28, 2024

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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025

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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.

“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”

by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025

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