To want pleasure in your cock or in your pussy. I hope my life stories will make you want to fuck yourself
One day I was really horny so I took a hair brush and stroked it in and out of my pussy slowly. Soon I wanted more so I started putting it deep inside of my pussy. I was going really fast and really hard. I started to let out moans of pleasure. Suddenly I stopped and took the brush out and it was dripping wet. I started rubbing my wet clit with my fingers and putting the hair brush deep in my throat. I was very sexually aroused after that.
One day I woke up from sleeping. I peeped in my parents room and saw my step father laying on his back with no underwear on. His dick was so beautiful. It was just laying on top. It was big. I wanted to touch it really badly. I couldn’t stop thinking about his cock inside of me. I finger myself about the thought of him fucking me. I peek at him while he’s in the shower. I would love to fuck him in the shower. Next time he is sleeping I’m going to pull his pants down and suck his dick until he cum in my mouth.
Next time you are horny just take a hairbrush or something that is cylinder shaped and put it in your pussy. You can use your fingers also.
One day I woke up from sleeping. I peeped in my parents room and saw my step father laying on his back with no underwear on. His dick was so beautiful. It was just laying on top. It was big. I wanted to touch it really badly. I couldn’t stop thinking about his cock inside of me. I finger myself about the thought of him fucking me. I peek at him while he’s in the shower. I would love to fuck him in the shower. Next time he is sleeping I’m going to pull his pants down and suck his dick until he cum in my mouth.
Next time you are horny just take a hairbrush or something that is cylinder shaped and put it in your pussy. You can use your fingers also.
by Sofuckinghorny July 25, 2018
Get the Hornymug. I was bored and my rents were out of town so I called up my boyfreind the QB for th football team and told him how horny I was after looking at all the deffinitions on Urban Dictionary. He rushed over I waited for him in black lace thongs and bra. He quickly tore off both our clothes. I gave him a blow job and then he started to eat me out. After I had an orgasam he stuck his long hard cock into me. I fliped him over and was on top I was thrusting so hard and the orgasam felt so good. He called up his football buddies and they brang over their girlfriends and we had a big orgy. After they all left we went into a 69 and fell asleep after a while. That was the best day ever!
by HornyGirl on UrbanDictionary May 8, 2008
Get the Hornymug. The phase when your genitals start to become sexually aroused.
Male Genital: It gets Rock Hard
Female Genital: It starts to get wet
Male Genital: It gets Rock Hard
Female Genital: It starts to get wet
Brother: Oh that girl’s booty looks so good, I’m starting to get horny
*Brother gets rock hard*
Brother: Imma approach her and get that good stuff
*Brother taps the girl*
Sister: Oh hey brother what do you want?
Brother: Uh......
*Sister looks down and sees brother’s schlong*
Sister: bruh
Brother: So uh... you wanna still do it?
Girl: hell noooooo
*Sister starts feeling wet because of brother’s sexy schlong and smirks*
Sister: actually since our parents aren’t home.....
sweet home Alabama intensifies
*Brother gets rock hard*
Brother: Imma approach her and get that good stuff
*Brother taps the girl*
Sister: Oh hey brother what do you want?
Brother: Uh......
*Sister looks down and sees brother’s schlong*
Sister: bruh
Brother: So uh... you wanna still do it?
Girl: hell noooooo
*Sister starts feeling wet because of brother’s sexy schlong and smirks*
Sister: actually since our parents aren’t home.....
sweet home Alabama intensifies
by As1ans May 29, 2020
Get the Hornymug. by DrybonesYT March 14, 2021
Get the Hornymug. I'm so horny
by anonymous January 22, 2021
Get the Hornymug. Horny is when you get the urge to have sex. People can get horny either randomly or when they think of anything related to sex such as cum, porn, queef, cupcakke or even Fortnite.
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022
Get the Hornymug. Horny usually means an individual is sexually excited. It was found out that people with the name quan are the embodiment of this word.
Hey quan, what did you do last night?
Quan: I was horny asf dawg, i jerked my shit to that new mario judah song
Quan: I was horny asf dawg, i jerked my shit to that new mario judah song
by anonymous December 13, 2020
Get the Hornymug.