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Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
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Twin hopping

Switching from one twin to the other. Dating, sneaky links, just talking, no one cares what kind of relationship it is. If you go from one twin to the other you are twin hopping.
If brooke or breanne got with the other of each other’s boyfriends, then the boy involved would be twin hopping. Going from dating breanne to brooke, or brooke to breanne.

AND since brooke and hayden are a thing, if she got with his twin it’d be a twin twin hopping!
by no air bags we die like men March 24, 2023
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Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).
You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh
by cunninglingusqueen May 31, 2023
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pool hoping

The act of driving to the nearest developement then proceeding to jump into every pool accessable. If done correctly you should escape without being caught
Girl: Let's go pool hoping
Boy: what's that?
girl: only the best sport ever!
Man: what the hell are you doing walking the streets in your bathing suit?
Girl: practicing for a marathon obviously!
Boy: whatever I do what I want!!
by GNOMEPOOLHOPING March 18, 2009
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Pussy Hopping

Pussy Hopping: Only one guy fucking a line of girls positioned doggy style. The guy quickly moves his dick from on pussy to the other until he cums.
Last night I pussy hopped over ten girls in a row.

Did you see Jesse at that party last night? I saw him pussy hopping at least six girls! I wish I were as lucky as he.
by Jake Brisk June 16, 2011
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Boo Hoo Hooing

Sarcastic derogatory way of sneering at someone who is pathetically crying.
She was giving it all the large Boo Hoo Hooing, I so don't care about her
by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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hooking up

“Hooking up” is a candy coated way of saying were going to fuck. It has been adopted by today`s preppy pop culture in an effort to “candy coat”, glamorize, and make “casual fucking” more acceptable. This same preppy pop culture is notorious for abusing the word “like” and can be found in any Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Express, Armani Exchange ect. etc.
Preppy fake pop culture chick - “Yesterday like me and Jason like were almost “hooking up” in the dressing room at like hollister.”

Real Person - “Hey stupid why don’t you just call it what it is FUCKING, get the hell away from me!”
by Live the Lie December 28, 2005
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