Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 01, 2010
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HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .
Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.
by 505firefighter September 02, 2016
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Mouth hooker

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.
Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.
by Onedon Line November 10, 2010
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hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 02, 2006
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mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese
by T DePuy October 04, 2005
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hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.
Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
by M.Eden November 18, 2006
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$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars
by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012
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