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Mouth hooker

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.
Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.
by Onedon Line November 12, 2010
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Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010
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hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 5, 2008
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mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese
Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker
by T DePuy October 3, 2005
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hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.
Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
by M.Eden November 10, 2008
mugGet the hooker facemug.

Hooker Hunting

Hooker Hunting, also know as HH or H^2 (H Squared), is the term most commonly associated with walking around casinos (mainly in Las Vegas) at 4AM and looking for women who look like hookers. These hookers are sometimes wearing camouflage, and hard to spot. But an experienced H Hunter can spot them anywhere/anytime.

TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.
This term can be used in a number of ways: Oohhhhhh man, "Hooker Hunting" time! ... Hey bro, when are we going HH-ing?
by Hooker Hunter of the Year February 4, 2010
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$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars
by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012
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