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Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010
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HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .
Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.
by 505firefighter September 2, 2016
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hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 5, 2008
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mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese
Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker
by T DePuy October 3, 2005
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hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.
Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
by M.Eden November 10, 2008
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Facebook Hooker

Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.

It includes the following but is not limited to:

1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.

2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.

3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.

4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.

5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.

6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."

Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
by Nibbleswicke July 27, 2011
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budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.
"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
by czech yoself February 18, 2009
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