holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Puerto Rican hooker

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

Brain Hooker

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

by Gezundheit January 28, 2009

frothy hooker

A hooker after she has been fucked so many times that her "vaginal juices" have turned "frothy".

That slut is a frothy hooker!

by Savannah September 7, 2003

Hannukah Hooker

A sluty Jewish girl who has sex with many guys for little or no money.

Sariah's been with six guys in the last two days! What a Hannukah Hooker.

by CarlR3 January 5, 2006

hooker

in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.

the hooker caught alot of bass today.

by Iain Hooker October 2, 2007