Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 26, 2009

oogly depressed hippo

quincy

quincy is a oogly depressed hippo

by oogly hippo September 2, 2020

Hippo Fuck

Hippo Fuck is used as a expression of the emotion of anger and a slang word in more modern times.

Oh daddy, big hippo fuck me

by NotTag April 10, 2019

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

the hippo song

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.

when joe beats off he sings the hippo song, and the neighbors are beggining to complain.

by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

hippo dick

A huge black dick that is over 10 inches long

Damn dat guy got a hippo dick

by Dattboi December 27, 2017

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018