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Hit Me On the Slant

When the Senor tells you to go out for a pass, you know he's gonna hitcha on the slant.
Strong Bad: Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?
Senor Cardgage: You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?

Strong Sad: OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!
Hit Me On the Slant by Nidht November 19, 2007
Related Words

Hit Staller 

One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.
Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"

Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!
Hit Staller by smokestalla August 2, 2009

Hit skates 

to run from someone or something, usually from the cops
I have a warrant out for my arrest so if the cops show up to this party, I'm definitely hitting skates

those guys we fought earlier are back with all their friends. Let's hit skates!
Hit skates by Slingblade7 March 28, 2010

Hit the liver 

to get drunk
Hiya! I'm stressed out today. Let's go hit the liver.
Hit the liver by LiveKLK July 22, 2016

hit that scale 

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
hit that scale by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

hit the gay 

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK
"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"
hit the gay by Obo909 November 20, 2017