hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

hat-headed

adjective: the condition of ones hair after removing a hat that has been worn for some time.

I needed to comb my hair because removing my hat left me all hat-headed and disheveled.

by Howard Cook January 1, 2006

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

hat dancer

A derogatory term for hispanic migrant workers, esp. forest workers in the rural Northwest.

This morning at the convenience store, I watched twenty-eight hat dancers pile out of one van, and buy the entire stock of microwave burritos and chimichangas.

by last rat standing February 9, 2008

tippin' the hat

It's the same principle as "teabagging." Except with the dunking of an asshole on to the tip of a nose.

Man, while me and my girl were "69in'" last night, she kept "tippin' the hat."

by HarrietandHarryTrotter May 28, 2018

Green hat

NTR, cuckold.

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.

by halmstad May 30, 2019

monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021