the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

HAPS

Homie Assisted Power Steering. While driving, you need your homie to grab the steering wheel for you in certain occasions. It's really easy to ask for help, just say HAPS yo.

(Driving, and hitting a bowl, or blunt, or bong)

-"Yo Scott, lemme get some HAPS."

~"Werd niggah."

Makes life much easier, enjoy.

by Spoon0313 October 26, 2005

Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013

hapathy

a portmanteau of happy + apathy, the almost Buddhist approach to living with non-attachment

I think the overarching theme for Gen Xers is one of hapathy.

by sapiophile October 1, 2013

Hamstai

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

by breadboner November 7, 2013