daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

Hadley

Hadley is the hottest guy in the world, he is caring, loving and will take care of you no matter what, he is trustworthy and never lets you down, he will always try to do the right thing, and will always try to make you feel better, hadley's are the best boyfriends you can ever have, hadley's know what to do during sex and will always make his girlfriend orgasm multiple times during one session, hadleys cock is huge and everyone knows it, Hadley knows how to make the girls scream, and can always get a women wet if needed, Hadley is the best man you will ever meet and will never leave your side, hadley is also very loyal and will never do anything to hurt you.

Girl 1: Wow did you see Hadley today?
Girl 2: Yes i did, Hes so big and so hot
Girl 3: That sesh with hadley was so good last night, you need to try him
Girl 1: Im planning on meeting Hadley tonight
Girl 2: Good luck and enjoy the fuck
Hadley: Hello Ladies

by PogChamp42069 November 19, 2020

barbie handles

the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.

that guy is so ripped! look at his barbie handles!

by wahhoooo November 22, 2010

Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

by Big Tasty March 27, 2009

play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

by One Eyed Joe February 4, 2009

The Handle

When you stick your dick in between your ass cheeks, but leave a space in between the shaft and your gooch so it looks like a handle.

Person 1 - “Yesterday at the party John stuck his dick in his ass!”

Person 2 - “He broke out the handle!?”

by Giant Fucking Asshole July 22, 2019

handlejacker

Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.

"There's a handlejacker here"

by .Violet. November 17, 2007