Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Japan had it right

About you not understanding the difference between reality and your arbitrary whim.

Hym "Japan had it right. It doesn't shut off until the creator/inventor is credited and paid. It isn't extortion for you to try to steal something and be unable to do that. I'm not manifesting it or just saying things I want to be true. When I say something is the case or that something true, I'm not just doing mental gymnastics to try and legal-loophole God."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.

"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."

by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021

Cov-had it

This is the one person in your covid-19 social isolating group that you've had it with...they are driving you crazy. They are whiny, won't shut up, condescending, on the spectrum, or just really annoying to the point of distraction...both on Zoom and/or in real life.

"Is Cheryl invited to the Zoom party?"
- "She accepted the invite."
"Cheryl drives me crazy. Count me out...I've just cov-had it with her."

by Eggfer September 17, 2020