My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

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He’s had a Gazza

When someone makes a stupid obvious mistake

He’s had a Gazza swapping that bullseye for a deep sea diver

by Flazza November 7, 2020

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When an individual gets tricked, mislead, lied or is confused about a given subject and then assumes they are right about said subject.

Individuals who usually fall for outlandish conspiracy theories or hold fanatical beliefs about a subject as a form of truth.

Joey: Vaccines are being used to kill people! There is no proof that they are helping us. It says it in the Bible.
Tom: Don't listen to Joey. He got had.

by 000Six_Six000 November 29, 2022

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“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

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Had it one

Northern British term for 'no longer working', 'old', and 'worn out'.

Generally used in areas of Yorkshire.

"That coat has had it one, you need to get a new one!"

by afterwars November 19, 2013

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had bills to pay

performed well

When Margot Robbie showed up in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and told Leo that she was "so sick and tired of wearing panties" as a punishment for him... Girl had bills to PAY!

by Swag *OFFICIAL* October 29, 2023

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