A person who hails from Gloucester, Massachusetts. Someone who was born and raised in Gloucester. May or may not be a fisher man or involved in a pregnancy pact. Can be heard mentioning "going over the bridge" and knows what the Greasy Pole is.
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Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
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Short form of glossoprostitute
Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)
cf. prossie
One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
Short form of glossoprostitute
Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)
cf. prossie
One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
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