Latch’s Gambit 

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.

Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.

Latch’s Gambit by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025

Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

Newsom's Gambit by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

The Prick’s Gambit

An alternative name for the Schrodinger’s Douchebag

And here, class, you see a prime example of the Prick’s Gambit.

The Prick’s Gambit by Witchdoctor4two0 December 22, 2025

The Frog's Gambit

A deliberate maneuver where you begin a task under adverse conditions, anticipating an external intervention.

He played the frog's gambit in hopes that he would not have to walk.

The Frog's Gambit by FrogmeisterxDave February 7, 2026

Bailey's Gambit

Where you fuck yourself over from start to finish

He played the bailey's gambit as his opening move

Bailey's Gambit by TerrorTitties445 May 18, 2026