by foreskinlover October 15, 2010

“GAY-ge Sil-vah “
Refers to wanna be macho man who spends all his spare time obsessing over past relationships and eating his problems away. Gages can typically be seen, heard, and felt from miles away because of how massive they are.
Refers to wanna be macho man who spends all his spare time obsessing over past relationships and eating his problems away. Gages can typically be seen, heard, and felt from miles away because of how massive they are.
“Dude could you leave Adri alone Gage silva, she’s not coming back.”
“Did you seriously eat all that food Gage silva?”
“Did you seriously eat all that food Gage silva?”
by Burgerboy69 February 20, 2021

a fucking rapist who sexually assaulted, raped and cheated on me countless times. all of his friends have sexually harassed and/or assaulted girls too, and they're all totally fine w it!
by fuckchoirbitches April 26, 2022

THE BIGGEST FATTEST PLUMPEST DIALATED FATASSES EVER (they eat so much food they walk around and the floors break they say their ass shake when really its all the belly rolls…)
by Jerseyahhaha November 28, 2023

He is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever have. He is great at almost everything but most of all football. He is amazing and any girl would be lucky to have him. With his blonde hair and blue eyes, he gets all the girls but he only loves one. He might act uninterested at times but when he realizes that his girl is sad or alone he will come make her happy. He knows how to make his girls day 100 times better and if you ever meet a Gage make sure to be his friend.
by Ccsel February 23, 2020

by GHHjgv November 26, 2019
