Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

gage

a simp

gage you are a simp

by ogga boga September 29, 2021

Gage

A suspicious individual

“Yo, that gage guy is sus, I think he just vented medbay!”

by Brvh August 28, 2021

Gage Brodeur

Will always be down for sex no matter what sexuality.

Hey bro I’m feeling really horny rn, I could really be a Gage Brodeur

by GageHater33 August 30, 2021

Gage

Gigantic horse bbc he will destroy your back

Oh hi gage

Pound pound pound

It’s so big

by He is the best person June 19, 2021

Gage

Generally Dumb and ugly

Gage

by Hshdhdjsjs June 27, 2021

Gage

A human being with blond hair, Tall nice little bit quirky has a crush on Saige Sage and a another one wares a Jacket goes to Monbulk collage friends with a few people to of which a called Owen and Nicola

Gage is a very good human being

by Fjfknbdjk August 11, 2022