northeastern frozen pipeline

to butt fuck a girl/guy and tell them a lil ghost story to set the mood

"during a northeastern frozen pipeline the girl shit herself cuz she got scared and it went all over his dick"

by jubez July 25, 2006

frozen scrubby blumpkin

getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.

I ate an ice cream sandwhich and was watching Scrubs while receiving a blumpkin making it a frozen scrubby blumpkin.

by 616 straz October 28, 2008

Frozen Hot Chocolate

Hot chocolate, served cold, but not actually frozen. (yeah it's just chocolate milk)

Kelli: Hey do you want some frozen hot chocolate?

Erik: What's frozen hot chocolate?

Kelli: It's hot chocolate served cold.

Erik: Isn't that just chocolate milk.

Kelli: No it's completely different.

Erik: Ok then, if that's how you want to be.

by baumer224 February 4, 2009

milwaukee frozen custard

the best ice cream or custard in northern virginia.

hey have you been to milwaukee frozen custard? i heard they were really good. lets go!

by LiLi_cakes August 14, 2009

frozen nigger bread

A very lame slang remark on the the joke "what do you call a nigger in a freezer?"

preson1: What do you call a nigger in a freezer?

person2: I dont know... frozen nigger bread?

by Frozenn July 16, 2008

frozen moon boots

When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.

Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night."
Other friend: "WTF!?!"

by Frogger LaCorte November 27, 2007

frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009