forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forkie

A brief moment of psychotic behavior. Can occur while intoxicated or sober, in the daytime or at night, on the weekend or during the week, while sleeping or while awake. Usually involving using other words and adding miscelaneous "ie's" to them. Is very common at the local I HOP.

"Shwin had a forkie moment while perseverating on Myspace."
" Cwis D. was visited by a Forkie late last night after a full nights activities at Chuk's"

by poopsey February 8, 2007

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008

Forklift Special

A fat chick eg she would need a forklift to carry her around.

Did you snog that forklift special again last night?

by bb July 18, 2003

fork lifter

a prostitute who gives pleasure for pancakes and breath mints.

"kc did it with a forklifter"

by veryhar dnipples June 11, 2006

forkey

"for - kee" (verb) to cut off about 3/4 of an inch of a drinking straw and roll half of it into the end of a blunt so that it stays wide open, stays dry, and eliminates the roach.

Popularized in a New York City suburb in early 2006, it is expected to revolutionize the blunt smoking culture.

"If you want to make that the best blunt of your life, you should forkey it."

by Lt. Col. (ret) Rev. Dr. Mary Jane Cannabis, PhD, MD, RPh, DDS, MPH. June 11, 2006

Fork Head

Fork head also know as "Fuck head" but with an accent.

Awww That guy over there is the biggest fork head!!

by FoRk^HeAd February 27, 2009