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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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Forbidden Foreskin

Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.
Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.

Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.
by Cemorolen October 2, 2017
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Forbidden raspberry

Farting on your significant other while they spoon you.
“Chris got a forbidden raspberry while cuddling after taco night.”
by Edgarallenpoot May 14, 2023
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