FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.
SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.
by Fridayso August 16, 2019
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farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.
After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'
by Mike Payne March 14, 2008
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dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
by Lucolas May 20, 2016
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Popsicle farming

To confuse people named Matt
Popsicle farming is a good activity
by Welpsatanishere February 22, 2019
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lawsuit farming

1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.

2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.

No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
by Sean McClydesdale February 26, 2013
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Sankow Farms

Hill-Billy farm with a whole lotta cows. Red-necks and weirdos.
Wow, that is a Sankow Farms.
by HOTCORN November 17, 2011
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truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.
They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2018
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