Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022

flunt spuncher

just a heavy badyin like a true worst cunt.

someone completely intolerable that ppl still hang about with.

aw mate, did you see **** fly kick that hevy flunt spuncher after that concert??

by nich3ll3 September 16, 2022

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

functuition

1. Informal knowledge of how something works. 2. Having or pertaining to the intuition of how something functions.

Man, I don’t know how I know that I just used my functuition.

by jake_doom March 11, 2023