Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

by Gluttonous April 29, 2009

computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!

Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu

by corrupchoas12 June 26, 2009

zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

by SunnyDay April 9, 2014

Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009

5.0 flu

not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.

yo, you seen jonny?

no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu

by special__k___ May 12, 2009

Swine Flu

A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.

"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"

by johndoeaa October 21, 2009