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fix kit

a discrete container (usually portable) containing drugs & drug paraphernalia used by addicts to dose themselves. a "fix kit" has everything needed to get high. a fix kit for cocaine might include a baggie, a small mirror, a razor blade, & a coke straw.
Trust me that man is a junkie. I saw him pull out his fix kit just a minute ago, right before he went to the bathroom.
by megaghost November 26, 2023
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fix

A: Gehen wir heute was essen?
B: Fix!
by pahsi February 6, 2019
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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.
I like your fixed hairline nigga.
by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018
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