dive for five

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.

Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

by OfkU YduInEd2hasnAm? January 5, 2009

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

by internetpseud February 8, 2009

Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.

"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"

by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

by Mattaus Muller December 16, 2009

five-man burrito

n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia

One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.

by "Magical" Bernie Hiller April 18, 2004

Five O'Clock Bush

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.

While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.

by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

gine five

When you put your two hands together like you're about to hit a volley ball, thumbs touching at the bottom and fingers up with index touching and hit someone else's hands doing the same thing and at the same time, scream "gine five."

"Me and Rhodes just totally had a gine five back there."

by hannah;keziah July 10, 2007