Penguin Fisters

A famous YouTube channel dedicated to making people laugh, it's a symbolization of Josh's daily habits and what the channel revolves around.

Guy 1: Yo' you heard of Penguin Fisters?
Guy 2: Get away from me dude...
Guy 1: Yo' dawg seriously, Penguin Fisters is the shit.

by Don Socrates January 27, 2013

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 8, 2017

Twister Fister

“TWISTER FISTER” - The sexual act of pleasuring oneself with a large fist shaped attached to a power drill

John had an extreme orgasm while using his new “TWISTER FISTER”.

by PoohBear84 June 4, 2018

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.

Go back to your country ya darn Guido Fister!!!

by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020