fiddlers

rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.

(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!

by bipdaboss January 3, 2014

fiddle

Fuck. Often used as "fiddle on".

I think you're a son of a bitch!

Well fiddle on you!

by fiddler November 6, 2004

fiddlesticks

a non-offensive way of saying "Bugger" in the sense of "Oh Bugger" or someone who likes to twirl twigs around between their fingers...

"Oh Fiddleticks" or You fiddlesticker/stickfiddler

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

fiddleford

A local hillbilly who lives in a dump and makes weird stuff

He is a fiddleford

by Phillihp pines June 16, 2018

jam fiddler

When you finger a girl when she doesnt want you to because shes on her period and then when you've finished you spread your fingers on bread and make her eat it. If you do not succed your not a jam fiddler

Ewww she ate a jam sandwich
Thats not a jam sandwich :O
Thats a jam fiddler

by Sam Spratley April 25, 2011

Fiddle-dicks

When a male goes into the bathroom and quickly slaps another males penis whilst shouting ‘Yes Daddy’ before running out

“ Did that toddler just Fiddle-dicks me?”

by Holyworm666 October 17, 2017

TAKE FIDDIES

FAKE TIDDIES! (switch F and the T in the phrase and compress everything).

That gurl got some TAKE FIDDIES!

by KROOKFACE July 7, 2003