B.A.F.W.T.F

Bored As Fuck Want To Fuck

Man come over baby I'm B.A.F.W.T.F

by MiaaMm July 2, 2012

d.a.f.l

D.A.F.L dumb ass fucking lyrics said like daffel

My friends and i made up a song with d.a.f.l

by iceekillz April 26, 2017

F.A.P.

F.A.P. stands for "For Academic Purposes". You usually use F.A.P. when commenting on porn websites stating that you are watching porn for the greater good rather than using it to satisfy your own needs.

"Dude, are you watching porn?"

"yeah, but don't get any misconceptions, it's F.A.P."

"Oh, okay"

by <**> April 19, 2018

H.A.F.

Hipster As Fuck (HAF) - Used to describe something that has tipped the hipster scale.

"Yo my sister just got a job at Shinola in Detroit"
"Dude that's H.A.F."

by wtfzlol May 29, 2018

F.A.G

Freaky Alien Genotype

F.A.G Hey frieza looks like a freaky alien genotype

by ihjg0rhfv8eh0 May 14, 2018

G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.

"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"

by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019