Eskimo Pie

The act of cooling your genitals with two Ziploc bags full of ice before having sex, so the first contact is frosty and unsuspecting.

I went out with this girl, had a couple drinks, then we went back to my place, ba da bing ba da boom, gave her the Eskimo Pie.

by ArcherA June 1, 2021

Eskimo Blubber Bump

Banging a chick so ugly you have to stick her head in whale blubber to do her just so you can generate heat for fear of freezing to death, but you just cant look at that and do the deed!

The Eskimo Blubber Bump works best in cold climates when a bag isn't available!

by Cypriot Turk Buster February 5, 2012

eskimo

(v)To have hot, promiscicous sex...Normally the act of eskimo-ing consists of at least 5 times in a span of 24 hours. If you can't fulfill that, then you either suck at eskimo-ing or you're clearly not french. or you haven't been with an asian girl.

Man, I just want to eskimo him so badly and drain his balls of semen

by Sexy17 September 26, 2006

eskimo beard

When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)

At ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.

by Iffland October 20, 2008

Eskimo Popsicle

A frozen turd used as a dildo.

Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!

by Secret Ego May 6, 2010

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008

Eskimo Cousin

Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.

Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.

by anon293920 September 4, 2013