Eric Cartman

All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.

Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman

Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america

:The other fat cartmans,all of them are

fatter versions of him

Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.

Dislikes: pretty much everything else

He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....

Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)

Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)

by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009

Ericitis

a. A disease that afflicts everyone with an Eric like personality in which they obtain a serious superiority complex, and stalk girls they have no chance with in a desperate act proving self-worth. The infected person is then no longer liked by any significant number of people, and in fact is generally hated.

b. Generally being a douche

The poor guy caught ericitis, and has become a total douche.

by ChemComm May 17, 2010

Eric Cartman

racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon

Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"

Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

Erica

A natural born leader, though often non-confrontational. A fierce friend who is loyal to those in a close circle. An Erica may also be hard to get in touch with as they do not like technology.

He won't call me back because he's an Erica.

by noterica February 2, 2010

Erico

A guy who's very hot, and is dominant. He knows how to take control of a situation, and can make anyone happy. Great boyfriend, rich boy (but he doesn't act like a brat like others) and is perfect. Super smart, and funny, and you can trust him. 3000/10.

Wow I think I really like Erico..
But he's too perfect for you!

by brO thIs iS wackaf July 2, 2019

Eric

A shy guy at first, but the sweetest, cutest guy you will ever meet. He’s usually tiny and has a baby face, clueless personality, and really cares. He might be very super duper Uber busy, but he wants to make time for you. You are so lucky to have an Eric in your life. He’s so talented, smart, funny, and you can’t think of any words to describe him. You usually have a crush on him, and hope he’s your first kiss. He’s athletic and huggable at the same time.

Wow, Is that an angel?
No, it’s just Eric

It doesn’t look like Eric can’t do anything

You’re so lucky to be Eric’s friend

by Clueless Camel May 20, 2018

Eric

A boy who is kind and sweet. He will put you first and always make you happy, charming, handsome, cute, has a great sense of humor, and will love you for eternity. He will make you feel beautiful, he will kiss and comfort you when your sad.

Person 1: Your boyfriend seems really nice and sweet
Person 2: Yes he is! He's the best!
Person 1: I wish my boyfriend was like yours.

Just find an "Eric"

by Finn the Waffle Man. May 4, 2013