A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.
Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.
He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.
He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.
by DrunkasaurusPrime March 09, 2011
A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.
The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
by dvt81 November 21, 2014
by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD July 16, 2021
johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp April 01, 2004
The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
by K-$&SS September 14, 2009
A school in Lakewood, Ohio that is the rival of the school St. Ignatius. The academics are mediocre at best and all the school really has to show for is wrestling. The school's success in this area can be attributed that everyone who attends here is either a transvestite or a gay male that has to release his pent up need to grope men. The team is a set of naturals when it comes to this and therefore can grab men better than other men can grab them.
by GoSTEEagles February 19, 2011