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Geisha-ed

When three guys cum on a girl's face, or a guy cums three times on a girl's face.
She gave me three hand jobs last night.
Did she get geisha-ed?
So much that I wanted sushi after.
by SDSU December 12, 2009
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Ed Kuhlman

A stunt double for Steve Carell. Runs a coffee operation out of Springfield, MO.
Why can't Joe come to work like that? -Ed Kuhlman while staring at a picture of a barista wearing a mens cardigan.
by SteveFromMo August 21, 2011
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Mufasa-ed

To yell "Mufasa" at the top of your lungs at a complete stranger out of the window of your car, while they are innocently leaving the gym or walking on campus. The region where this occurs is known as the "Mufasa-zone"
Lloyd got Mufasa-ed while walking home from the gym from a complete stranger. Must have been walking in the Mufasa zone.
by mufasa expert December 13, 2010
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Blazewicz-ed

To be "blazed" times 20 and to the point of no return to normalcy. You end up handcuffed in Lithuania for having a pocket full of illegal drugs and the next day you may or may not wake up to find yourself in a jailcell... wearing nothing but a black lacey corset from Ann Summers.
Finkle: "Dude, let's get blazed later"

Ace:" No way man, I got Blazewicz-ed 3 weeks ago and I still can't figure which hand I write with...what time do you want to go Christmas shopping?

Finkle:"What the hell Ace? it's March 10th.."
by Ashley Mancini April 26, 2008
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tupac-ed

To shoot someone through a vehicle, usually a sport utility. Mostly done with a sub machine gun, or shot gun to the point that the driver and passenger side doors have massive gun holes in them. Used mostly in video game circles such as GTA4.
"Oh Balla, Thompson totally Tupac-ed that dudes car, ain't know way his ass is getting out of that alive"
by Lockhart May 17, 2008
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ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.
Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.
by Richard Potato September 2, 2014
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555'ed

555'ed - to be 555'ed - to be given a false telephone number by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

telephone numbers beginning in 555 are used exclusively in movies and are not real numbers.

A 555 number is usually given to avoid embarassment on the part of the person asked, but it is also a dismissive gesture that can be embarassing when the person who asked for the number finds out what has happened; however, since the 555 number has its origins in film, recipients of the number may feel they have been turned down in a "glamorous" way, which softens the blow.
Hey can I have your number?

...Sure! Here it is. Bye!

Aw, dude, she 555'ed you!

What?

Look at the number - 555 - 0001. You got 555'ed - it's fake!
Man that really sucks, she was awfully cute.

No, she was hot, way out of your league, but now you have a funny story!

Yeah...I guess.
by mattslion123 January 20, 2011
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