Ed Kuhlman

A stunt double for Steve Carell. Runs a coffee operation out of Springfield, MO.

Why can't Joe come to work like that? -Ed Kuhlman while staring at a picture of a barista wearing a mens cardigan.

by SteveFromMo August 21, 2011

Geisha-ed

When three guys cum on a girl's face, or a guy cums three times on a girl's face.

She gave me three hand jobs last night.
Did she get geisha-ed?
So much that I wanted sushi after.

by SDSU December 12, 2009

Mufasa-ed

To yell "Mufasa" at the top of your lungs at a complete stranger out of the window of your car, while they are innocently leaving the gym or walking on campus. The region where this occurs is known as the "Mufasa-zone"

Lloyd got Mufasa-ed while walking home from the gym from a complete stranger. Must have been walking in the Mufasa zone.

by mufasa expert December 13, 2010

Blazewicz-ed

To be "blazed" times 20 and to the point of no return to normalcy. You end up handcuffed in Lithuania for having a pocket full of illegal drugs and the next day you may or may not wake up to find yourself in a jailcell... wearing nothing but a black lacey corset from Ann Summers.

Finkle: "Dude, let's get blazed later"

Ace:" No way man, I got Blazewicz-ed 3 weeks ago and I still can't figure which hand I write with...what time do you want to go Christmas shopping?

Finkle:"What the hell Ace? it's March 10th.."

by Ashley Mancini April 26, 2008

tupac-ed

To shoot someone through a vehicle, usually a sport utility. Mostly done with a sub machine gun, or shot gun to the point that the driver and passenger side doors have massive gun holes in them. Used mostly in video game circles such as GTA4.

"Oh Balla, Thompson totally Tupac-ed that dudes car, ain't know way his ass is getting out of that alive"

by Lockhart May 17, 2008

Vazquez-ed

A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.

Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.

Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."

by RainyToaster May 21, 2019

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014