Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

by wotah January 8, 2015

Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

by Poldi January 19, 2010

Phantom Dump

When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!

Man 2: What is it friendo?

Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!

Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.

by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

ipod dump

the act of transferring a large number of cds to your computer to be downloaded to your ipod. an ipod dump is more or less an often uninterrupted marathon cd transferring session, often b/c the cds are borrowed from others, kind of a hit and run swipe of a friend's entire collection that's gotta be returned soon, hence the necessity of a marathon.

yo dude, can i steal all your cds this weekend for a massive ipod dump?

by pepperg September 13, 2006

power dump

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.

"Holy shit, what happened in here?"
"I took a power dump"

by general tsao September 25, 2003

dump truck

tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck

"Beep Beep Beep," said Little Eugene as he dropped a killer deuce all over Molly and her twin sister. "Now THAT's what I call a dump truck!"

by Shadie August 23, 2006