nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball

did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!

by knowledge dread February 18, 2010

Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.

Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..

by anonymous December 24, 2021

Drug whisperer

One who has the ability to spot someone under the influence and talk them down. The guy that can take someone on a sick one and lead them away from others

JC is a drug whisperer that guy was higher than a kite and he got him to leave the party without causing a scene

by JCNeros14 May 3, 2016

Drug-loving

Describes a deep desire to be with drugs

"Stacy, my drug-loving girlfriend can't keep her hands off my heroin"

by hello998 April 13, 2014

Drug Parrot

When drug dogs can’t sniff out any illegal drugs, drug parrots are usually brought in

Damn! The dogs were too nice to get the drugs. The vicious drug parrots will get them though.

by Stillherechile May 4, 2022

Drug Mule

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.

Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."

1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"

by Arthritis July 28, 2009