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dream logic 

n.

1. the nonsensical logic one posesses while dreaming that makes perfect sense until he or she wakes up

2. information one magically/automatically possesses in a dream without having learned it before
1. Evan: So, in my dream if I showed this picture of your dog to Alex he'd find out that he was your babydaddy.

Kerrigan: What the hell! That doesn't even make sense!
Evan: I know! It was just dream logic.

2. Carly: So I had this insane dream last night where I was getting stalked by Invader Zim. He tasted like pickled peppers.
Ted: Sick! You tasted him?
Carly: Hell no! It was just dream logic.
dream logic by EVANetc September 28, 2009
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Dream SMP 

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other
::Wow, who knew you could declare war on a peaceful nation and murder all of their animals
::Only on the Dream SMP am I right chat

dreamer bulk

Bulking to add muscle involves a caloric surplus leading to some fat gain. A dreamer bulk goes too far and the individual becomes fat as fatass with no muscle gains. Typically results from extremely high caloric surplus of junk/fast food and little to no training.
"I gained 50 lbs in three months!"
"Nice dreamer bulk."
dreamer bulk by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012

Manic Pixie Dream Girl 

A Manic Pixie Dream Girl or MPDG, is a term coined by film critic Nathan Rabin after seeing Elizabethtown. It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky female romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
In Garden State, Natalie Portman was a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

dreamsong 

a song that you used to hate, but now you love it so much you hear it in your dreams.
Bob: do you like that song Americano by lady gaga?
Mary: no, that's my least favorite song.
Bob: one day that'll be your dreamsong.
Mary: what's a dreamsong?
dreamsong by morningstar21 August 19, 2012

Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.
Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Dreamsexual

1. An idiot who thinks that there favourite Minecraft youtuber Dream is a sexuality and desperately wants to be in the LGBTQ+ community.

2. Dreamsexual, also known as Sognaresexual and Yumesexual, is when someone only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake. It is on the asexual spectrum, and the aromantic counterpart is dreamromantic or sognareromantic.
idiot) hi i'm dreamsexual!
normal person) get off the internet you fucking retarded cunt
Dreamsexual by YoeBoyger November 12, 2021