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Job Douche

Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011
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douche out

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
by Telephony July 17, 2014
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Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic
Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.
by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015
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douche donut

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.
by ddonley88 June 9, 2016
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Douche knot

by Mulc1645 May 15, 2016
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Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 5, 2009
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Il Douche

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............
Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.
by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
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