Doof

Two bestfriends with the names of Jessica and Brad! Nothing but those two names!! names like Jonna an Alex that say they are not doofs, truley doofs... or Stve and James... nope sorry, only Jessica and Brad can be doofs!!!

Jessica- hey doof!
Brad- Hey doof
Hand shake thingy

Alex- hey doof
Jonna- were not doofs, only jessica and Brad are doofs!

by SPIKE aka doof March 8, 2009

doof doof

Describes any noun that is out of place or messy. Usually the appearance of just out of bed or out of the shower

Abby doesn't want to be looked at when she has doof doof hair, but she's still as hearts as ever.

by Jonathan "nana" Yee December 30, 2008

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

dooftroop

A noun used to describe friends in an affectionate yet condescending manner. Can be abbreviated to informal greetings such as "Hey! Ya doof,"

Term created in 2012 by a potato code-named gareth. Was subsequently plagarized by other potatos and spread to the point where it necessitated a definition.

"Did you eat the last poptart? You dooftroop!"

"Doofy. Move."

"My friends are such opinionated dooftroops. I love them anyways."

by plagarizing potato January 20, 2013

Doofty Hoofty

Upgraded version of hoofty doofty. When your more angry or annoyed than hoofty doofty.

Calcium 1: You know this that and the other
Calcium 2: When?
Calcium 1: When what?
Calcium 2: When did I ask?
Calcium 1: What was the point in that for god sake!
Calcium 2: Ooh scary, someone’s getting doofty hoofty.

by hydrated_calcium July 8, 2021

Doof

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.

Dude! This is important, don't doof it up!

by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003

doof

use the exact same as fuck

You got doofed on that deal.
What a stupid doof.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003