peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

Cronky donkey

Whatever definition you want darl :)

She is a bit cronky donkey

by 2020 vision March 18, 2021

ronk that donk

Slang for "bump and grind" or when a guy places his dick between the ass cheeks of a woman and starts grinding up and down.

Man check out Felicia ass! I know, I'm so going to ronk that donk later tonight yo!

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 23, 2017

Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

That’s so Donkey

When something is so legit or nostalgic that you think of the good old days when Shrek was in theaters.

Dude…they’re playing dragon ball z on Cartoon Network. That’s so Donkey.

by DeepGapeNine March 10, 2023

horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.

I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.

by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003