dolphin sex

tha philosophy that one can acheive sexual satisfaction with dolphins

www.dolphinsex.org

by Omega Death March 28, 2003

Dolphins

The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.

Derek: did you hear that noise bob?

Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?

Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!

Bob: say what!?!

Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.

Bob: that's straight up ninja!

Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!

by Wreckshop February 10, 2010

awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

by M_grigg November 21, 2007

Dolphinja

A combination of a dolphin and a ninja; typically carries a small knife or dagger in its blowhole.

That dolphinja is gonna stab you!

by Q.T. McWhiskers March 31, 2009

Dolphin whisperer

A person who has the capability to communicate to and/or attract dolphins. Similar to a dog whisperer, a dolphin whisperer is very egotistical and proud of their gift, and often becomes jealous whenever a dolphin shows attention to another person.

Cattie: "The dolphins just keep coming to me!"
Caleb: "That's because you must be a dolphin whisperer."
Westley: "Hey, a dolphin finally's coming to me!"
Caleb: "... Cattie, why did you push that dolphin away? Westley was finally going to touch his first dolphin!"
Cattie: "Because I'm a dolphin whisperer."

by Lenerty April 7, 2011

Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

by rosemarsh June 9, 2010

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009