dunlap disease

Its what happens when you get really fat

My stomach dun lapped over my belt

by SammyBoy July 11, 2003

Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.

Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"

by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011

Alcoholzheimer's Disease

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.

I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?

by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007

pelican disease

when your mouth is bigger than your ass

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.

by eviljeasus February 3, 2008

Brain Disease

To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.

Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?

Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!

by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008

dumbass disease

in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.

The president has dumbass disease.

by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019