Gosh diddly darn it

A phrase used to replace damn it in a better more holy fashion. It also replaces any word that shows frustration or humiliation.

I lost my pencil! Gosh diddly darn it! What will I do now?!

by Yayeetyaaa May 26, 2018

kid diddler

See Catholic priest.

Theat kid diddler tooks the form of the catholic priesthood!!1

by PissLip March 26, 2008

son of a diddly

son of a bitch

Homer: Hey Flanders, your house is on fire!
Ned: Oh-- for crying out-- son of a diddly!

by dedweesel January 27, 2003

bro diddly

The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.

"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"

by kyler serfass May 27, 2007

Dirty Dog Diddler

Someone who diddles dogs, the dirty swines.

"My girlfriend is a Dirty Dog Diddler! She said she'd fuck a dog last night, the dirty swine"

by Rex Mutley November 13, 2012

Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.

Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015

Sioux City Diddler

A gruff voiced and masked, male sexual deviant believed to live in the Sioux City metro area that will break into houses and masturbates adult male parties while they are sleeping. He then wakes them after climax and reportedly states, “You just got diddled by a dude, fag” or “you like getting diddled by a man, sicko?”

Dude we should lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is on the prowl again.

That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.

by Dogs In A Bathtub March 1, 2021