Detroit

Not to bad of a place. Just no where your going, cuz if you wander in the wrong parts, at night, ur screwed

Person 1: Detroit isnt to bad of a place
Person 2: I guess not as long as you stay away from Cass Tech, Martin Luther King Blvd., Joy Rd. and stay away from prostitutes, gangs, drug dealers, some homeless people, and the hundreds of burnt down or abandoned houses, and you dont go out at night, expecally not in those roads then i suppose its okay

by tdm72 March 25, 2011

Detroit Driver

A person that drives in the passing lane (left) slower than the traffic on the right. They will not move over, but they will however speed up to prevent others from moving into the lane s/he is in. They are the really slow drivers in the middle lane of a freeway. In addition, Detroit Drivers do not like to allow on-ramp freeway traffic to merge into the lane they are driving in, even if they are behind the merging car. Most importantly, they will appear to drive without being aware that what they are doing is rude.

You can watch as this phenomonon dissipates as soon as you leave Michigan (esp the Ohio border).

There he goes, another Detroit Driver, won't move over so we can pass, but look at how he sped up when you tried to pass him on the left.

Detroit Drivers do not even know that the left lane is for passing traffic.

by osirica June 16, 2007

Detroit

The worst possible place to be.

...

I'm sure that's not true, but it makes for entertaining conversations.

"So you're in a Turkish prison? Well, at least it's not Detroit."

by JuliaAnne August 15, 2006

southwest detroit

southwest detroit is one of the most dangerous places in detroit...but also one of the funnist,it has skating rings and great streets (annabelle) great place 2 live

southwest detroit is the greatest place to live

by sothwest gurl313 December 21, 2008

Detroit

1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. These people are known as "Smart" and "Still breathing" and are often scorned upon by Detroit citizens for their devilish good looks and lack of bullets lodged in their spine.

2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts. The road out of there for instance.

3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live. The lack of stab wounds and teenage wife however is a dead giveaway.

4.Best water in the world. A great comfort for kids there when they get lung cancer at age 6.

1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but since I like, you know, not bleeding for 12 or so gunshot wounds, I think that won't change.

2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas. Bring your own barbed wire and gun towers though.

3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
Random Person 1: Liar. You're 13 and not pregnent yet!

4.Have you ever had Detroit water? Really, take off that oxygen mask and try some, son!

by Slim Daddy August 24, 2006

in detroit

A common phrase used as an excuse for secret masturbation.

"sorry man, I'm going to Detroit"
"oh, sorry I missed your call, I was in Detroit

by rossberry January 19, 2008

Detroit Tamale

When one person sucks the feces directly from the anus of another.

She wanted to go out for Mexican, but he was low on cash so he suggested a Detroit Tamale instead.

by Wuhan Slick September 15, 2009