When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...
by I like tiddies March 2, 2019
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During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.
"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"
"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."
"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."
by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009
Get the Kentucky Derby mug.The world's shittest place, only claim to fame is being next to Nottingham (The worlds best city) and having the team that got the lowest amount of points in a premier league season.
People residing in Derby (I.e London=Londoners) are known as sheep shaggers.
Also an extremely offensive word that isnt aloud to be said on British Television before the 9pm watershed, the bbc where fined a record amount after it was said on a live show.
Derby is also used as an alternative word to beastiality, particularly sheep/human beastiality.
People residing in Derby (I.e London=Londoners) are known as sheep shaggers.
Also an extremely offensive word that isnt aloud to be said on British Television before the 9pm watershed, the bbc where fined a record amount after it was said on a live show.
Derby is also used as an alternative word to beastiality, particularly sheep/human beastiality.
"Lets go to Derby"
"Fuck that I would rather stick my testicles/tits in a blender"
"D*rby"
"Your teams doing a bit of a derby"
"How dare you"
"Err I saw your mum doing derby with your dog"
"Im gonna knock you the fuck out"
"Fuck that I would rather stick my testicles/tits in a blender"
"D*rby"
"Your teams doing a bit of a derby"
"How dare you"
"Err I saw your mum doing derby with your dog"
"Im gonna knock you the fuck out"
by Robin Hoodie March 10, 2008
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Get the derba mug.the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.
Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"
Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.
Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"
Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.
Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"
Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
by HRD October 6, 2012
Get the Home Run Derby mug.A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008
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